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ESL - But, I'm a White Rat
But, I'm a White Rat
Ernest Samuel Llime - January 2009, Woodhaven

Hey kids, let's play riddles!

I beat you up in school they all think I'm cool
I have no respect make you look a fool
What am I?
You're a rat, you're a rat, you're a rat!
Oh yeah, but I'm a white rat.

I'm your link to God and I take your money
And every other day, I play with your fanny
What am I?
You're a rat, you're a rat, you're a rat!
Oh yeah, but I'm a white rat.

CHORUS:
We know rats are dirty and they carry disease,
They hide in dark places and they've scared Louise
But a white rat is cute and it makes a good pet.
So what is the problem - got it figured yet?

Got your pension money and I got your rent
The Fed gave me billions and it's all been spent
What am I?
You're a rat, you're a rat, you're a rat!
Oh yeah, but I'm a white rat.

I stole the election and I bombed Iraq
I ripped up your constitution and that is that
What am I?
You're a rat, you're a rat, you're a rat!
Oh yeah, but I'm a white rat.

CHORUS:

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