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21st Century Nursery Rhymes page 6 Ernest Samuel Llime
They say that boys are rude
and girls are oh so sainted
But boys do not ex-foliate
nor do they go get painted

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They say she's a dog She's a fox, she's a bitch
I wonder why anyone would ride one of each

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Her pants split down the middle and we all laughed so hard
Well, some of us laughed and some of us got hard

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Jiggle, jiggle, shake that middle
Turn it clockwise ma'am and let us grind that bum

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Beautiful Lavinia has a spindle up her but
She walks just like a lady but we know that she's not.

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