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Old Time Religion page 4 Ernest Samuel Llime

listened to Zalman because he always managed to talk Zalman out of it, thus the  advice he got from him must have been better, because he had to work for it. All the others just seemed to say mostly what he wanted to hear. Zalman tried a little bit longer to get Abraham to see reason but to no avail. Seeing that he was getting nowhere, he then suggested that some kind of sacrifice might be necessary in order to avoid future occurrences of similar incidents. In order to prove that the fathers of Israel would do anything for their GOD, they will have a little piece of their sons' penises cut off. When Abraham suggested that it would be more economical to sacrifice two or three daughters the head advisor sneered and assured his patron that GOD couldn't use the girls any more then he, Zalman, would. Zalman then, had the honor of performing the first circumcision on Isaac and that is where that blood sucking bit originated; Some kind of shit is what always comes out when you let old faggots initiate new traditions.

* WGaF (Who Gives a Fuck)

 

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