Ketchup is really tasty on French fries - Right?
Well - I dare you to try and put any on my fries - you'll end up with my fork
stuck in your hand faster than you can say: "But I was only trying to help!"
When I was a kid, I wanted to have an earring, like a pirate, but those days are
gone - not interested!
But, look around: can't say that the fashion didn't catch on - good for them! -
Not for me!
Or, a tattoo - same thing applies.
I know a few people who love to tie other people up and
do strange things to their genitals.
I also know a few people who like that done to them. It's fine by me - I have to
admit that it was fascinating to watch (some of them like that) - But, not for
me! I seem to be able to achieve the same results without making such a big
production out of it. I also prefer privacy.
I even know people that get a sexual kick out of laying their cigarette in an
ashtray in such a way that it touches the tip of a stranger's cigarette laying
in the same ashtray (arrrrrrrrrrrgh.) That's O.K.
I like a little blow job now and then - do unto others? - it'll probably take
some major torture to get me to do it - maybe not even then.
You're probably thinking: What a nut!
Well maybe - but, I'm fine with it - I'm not hurting anyone - I do not need to
convert anyone - I do not think my way is the best - I do not think my way is
the only way - I was not put on this Earth to make anyone think like me, talk
like me or joke like me - I do not think you will go to Hell if you do not
listen to me - I do not think there is a Hell - if there is a Hell and you would
like to go there, be my guest. I think I made this point.
So I do NOT need someone to shave me! If I need shaving - I will shave
myself! It's the same with saving