DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:
40-ish..............................................................................................49
Adventurous...........................................................Slept with
everyone
Athletic......................................................................................No
tits
Average
looking............................................................................Ugly
Beautiful.......................................................................Pathological
liar
Contagious Smile.......................................................Does a
lot of pills
Emotionally Secure.........................................................On
medication
Feminist..........................................................................................Fat
Free
spirit...................................................................................Junkie
Friendship
first....................................................................Former
slut
Fun........................................................................................Annoying
New-Age................................................Body hair in the wrong
places
Old-fashioned...........................................................................No
BJs
Open-minded........................................................................Desperate
Outgoing...........................................................Loud and
Embarrassing
Passionate........................................................................Sloppy
drunk
Professional..................................................................................Bitch
Voluptuous.............................................................................Very
Fat
Large
frame..........................................................................Hugely
Fat
Wants Soul
mate........................................................................Stalker
WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want..
5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = You're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = You better not
8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!
10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?
MEN'S ENGLISH:
1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = Let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you