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Lupovici, Lefkovici, Lubavici, Leibovici and all the other similar Jewish names are all derived from the original Levi. Meaning that the name bearer belonged to the tribe of Levi. Now, in antiquity, the Levites were the ones who carried the Ark of the Covenant. Anyone else other than a Cohen (from the priesthood cast, though technically they are also Levites, just descended directly from Aaron) would have been struck dead if they touched it. That thing had become a tradition and no one other than a Cohen or a Levi is allowed to open the Holy Cabinet and remove the Torah. Thus Joel was Jewish nobility if you will. There are a lot less Cohanim than Levites and of course a heck of lot more am'cha (plain folks) so the chances where that Joel could be the only one allowed to perform that task. He would once in a while go to a synagogue just for the Hell of it. The MC (prayer leader) would stand on the podium and ask the congregation if there is Cohen in the house. 90% of the time there would be no answer. He would then ask is there is a Levi to stand for a Cohen, at which Joel would raise his hand. Joy to the fucken Jewish world, the scrolls would come out to play.

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I'm digressing, sorry. On this particular Yom Kippur, the 6th of October 1973, Joel and his wife Hanna were in the kitchen cooking. They had invited some friends for later on and Joel had promised to make stuffed grape leaves. Though this was his first attempt at cooking that dish, he was a good cook and he had prepared stuffed cabbage and stuffed bell peppers in the past. The recipes for all three are quite similar, so he was sure that he could do it. There are other ways to prepare stuffed grape leaves, but Joel had opted for one of his mom's recipes. Hanna had volunteered to make desert. She made this really simple pastry that was basically three rows of Petit Beurre biscuits laid on a wax paper with a layer of chocolate pudding running through the middle. Then, they were formed into a triangular loaf by lifting the wax paper, and covered with an Israeli version of Nutella. She had finished that in a short time and had placed it in the fridge. It would be perfectly chilled and sliceable, by the time the after dinner coffee was served. Joel was just finishing stuffing the grape leaves with a mixture of ground lamb, rice and spices, so Hanna decided to pickle some gherkins. They would not be ready to eat for a week, or two but they both loved pickles and she wanted to stay in the kitchen with Joel. The oven that he was preheating was heating up the kitchen quite nicely and the brine that she was bringing to a boil was adding to that. Not that it was cold - actually it was quite a pleasant 30 degrees outside (86 on the Fahrenheit scale.) Hanna was starting to sweat a little so she went into the bedroom, removed all her clothes and tied her little apron back on. Back in the kitchen she started loading her jars with the basic pickling spice mixture adding a few dill heads to each. Joel, having finished with stuffing the leaves, had placed the rolled up cylinders into a roasting pan, added some chopped up cabbage, diced tomatoes, spices and covered it all with chicken stock and white wine.
 

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