So that is that, but what about that virginity promise?|
Is it a one time offer or a perpetually renewing one?
and if so how
Will they still be virgins on my second poke?
Is their hymen too strong for my poor Jewish shlong?
Or perhaps it's elastic wouldn't that be fantastic?
Or is it that in heaven you get so many riches
Everyday they recycle a new batch of bitches
Or perhaps they rotate
Every 2-3 million years you night get
a virgin that you rode before
or maybe she rode you
would you even remember
and if you do
you could always try a defferent position
But wait a minute,
I hadn't quite thought this through
will I be walking around with a perpetual woody?
For convenience, would we all walk around in the nudie?
Will I be just screwing all day, everyday, everyday
everyday, everyday, everyday, everyday, everyday, everyday, oy
Will there be time for Koran, will I still read Torah