About a Fucked Foot
ESL - June 2009, Woodhaven
Well "foot (fut)" means "fuck"
in Romanian, "was" in French" and
we know the English meaning. So, me and my international homonym lexiconed mind (which is
a nice way of saying that where in my youth I used to a polyglot, I can now
safely proclaim that my mind is filled with a language soup of many
immediately came up with the tail end of an imaginary
conversation that went like this: " ..... so, your foot got
fucked baby." That led to five different scenarios that could work
as a prelude to this one little snippet, as well as fitting in
perfectly with my Lexicon.
They can be summarized thus:
- This person's foot was humped by a very
- He/she indulged in some very perverted sexual practices
(disgusting, but hard to take your eyes off of.)
- A few years ago, in New
Jersey this guy actually had the wrong leg (and foot) amputated. I sincerely
hope this was not the case.
- It could just be a severe case of athlete's foot.
- Very small shoes, squeezing the be-Jesus out of that foot.
The rest of the conversation could have gone on like this:
1. Yeah man, can you believe that stupid Chihuahua. if the
owner wasn't that blonde, stacked and obviously bothered, I would have kicked
the little shit all the way into next week. Unfortunately,
all I could do was drool because her mother had come home unexpectedly. So all
we did was drink tea and have a couple of cookies, but we have another date on Thursday
and after that, hopefully, my place - wish me luck.