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body of the visiting young Russian girl. She was
covered in gore, and grotesquely twisted. While straightening up her limbs Moshi
was surprised to see something stuck in her mouth. To his great amazement, after
prying her teeth apart he pulled out an only very slightly damaged and somewhat
over average penis. He tried to mentally reconstruct the sequence of events and
what he came up with was that the girl was either opening her mouth to take a
sip of coffee, or she may have been saying something to her companions at the
time of the explosion - meanwhile the bomber's organ, torn by the force of the
detonation flew across the separating 3 or four tables into her open mouth where
it lodged itself between her teeth. That whole scenario made him break into a
loud demented laugh. The entire team congregated around him trying to shield him
from prying eyes; they were sure that he had snapped. "Not at all" he reassured
them, " it's just that for a moment I imagined hearing the voice of Allah and he
was saying: 'Here you go you little shit, your very first virgin.' " (needless to
say that didn't reassure anyone.)
I TOLD YOU SO!
If you've read this far, you only have yourself to blame.
If you do not speak Arabic or Hebrew in addition to Russian you have no way of
knowing that the word "zuby"
means cock or penis in Arabic (as well as in Hebrew slang) and it means
teeth in
Russian. A-Salaam-Aleikum!
© 2009 Ernest Samuel Llime All Rights Reserved.
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